The evening fog was rolling in
it was getting hard to see
the old white car edged down the road
headed for the double e

She was bringin' down dinner for Grandpa
it was crawlin' with vitamins
and tender as a mother's love
when she saw the TV vans

The side door was open
there were three TVs
grandpa's face was on every one
he was talkin' to a woman with a microphone
she was sexy and her hair was all done

Sun Green came out and met Grandma then
"My, you're such a beautiful girl
Mother Earth needs more like you
you should go out now and see the world

What's grandpa doin' on TV?
I got his dinner in the car
all these vans have blocked our road
but we can carry it, it's not too far"